
Daredevil
Let me say this from the start
– I’ve never actually written a review of a movie before. I have no idea
how to do it. Within the next few minutes you’ll know I have no idea how
to do it. So don’t think of this as a bad review, think of this as a first
review. A bad first review.
Daredevil is yet another comic
book movie. Only he isn’t as famous as Batman or Superman or the
Incredible Hulk. He may be slightly better known than Bluntman and Chronic
but they only got a movie within a movie. And they only got Mark Hamill
while Daredevil gets Ben Affleck. He’s a guy that seems to make a lot of
movies that I never see. Off the top of my head I think I’ve seen him in a
bunch of Kevin Smith films and that’s it. He was obnoxious in Mallrats,
emotional in Chasing Amy, a mass killer with a touch of style in Dogma and
all of the above in Jay and Silent Bob. So he’s versatile when speaking
the words of a comic book fanatic, how is he at speaking the words of a
comic book character? He’s ok. The thing with superheroes is that they
never really have much in the way of character on screen. Partly to mask
(literally) the identity of who is behind the costume and partly because
the limited screen time means that action comes first, a romance (doomed
or non-doomed) comes second and maybe a few bits of acting tacked on when
there’s time.
It isn’t helped that Affleck
is overshadowed by so many other factors in the film. Firstly he’s got to
explain the absurd back-story of Daredevil. That he got his super powers
when a barrel of chemicals hit him in the face. We’ve all grown up with
the idea that radiation causes superpowers – Spiderman was bitten by a
radioactive spider, Hulk was genetically modified by something radioactive
(was it an explosion? I’m a bit rusty) and even Superman’s powers come
from the sun. We accept those equally ridiculous explanations because
we’ve known them all our lives. For the viewer unfamiliar with Daredevil
(which includes me) it comes across as Superhero Back-story By Numbers. I
didn’t feel it was adequately explained either how super-hearing,
super-smell, super-taste and super-touch translates into the super-powers
he has. He can run and jump and fight with amazing skill and speed when
I’d expect him to be able to host a wine segment on "Food and Drink".
Secondly he is upstaged by the
visual effects. Not the fight scenes, rather the imaginative sonar effect
used to display Matt Murdoch’s vision. Sound waves bouncing off all around
him to create a shimmering, ephemeral landscape which he slowly learns to
understand and use to his advantage. On the big screen it no doubt looked
even more impressive and the cinema environment was made for the
disorientating explosion of sound that his newly empowered ears find when
he wakes up in hospital. There are a couple of moments in the movie when
this “sonar” is shown to have its flaws and this helps us to understand
it. If the effect hadn’t been right it would've looked more like x-ray
vision.
Alas he’s also less impactful
than the CGI which litters the film. Daredevil, you see, flits about the
city like something out of the Matrix and this swooping and swinging and
diving and leaping is not terribly convincing. The new Star Wars movies
are unwatchable for me as they are so fake. Daredevil doesn’t overdo it to
quite that extent but there are periods where it looks less like a film
than it does a video game. Even if the effects worked, they still use it
too much. Less is more. Especially when it’s Tomb Raider calibre digital
fannying around. Entertainments require suspension of disbelief to be
successful. In the past, that suspension was ruined by poor use of body or
stunt doubles or by seeing an actor you recognise from a particularly
mundane advert. Now you can lose interest in a film because you don’t even
know if you’re watching a human being or an over achieving screen saver.
One thing that doesn’t out-do
dear Ben is his co-star Jennifer Garner. She obviously has a lot going for
her as she has her own show – Alias – which is over like neckbone with
American viewers. Whatever it is she has in that show, she’s left it in
her dressing room for Daredevil. She plays a high kicking action chick who
is also… nope. She is just a high kicking action chick. “Trained by
sensees since the age of five” she explains during one of her few
interesting moments. She doesn’t even look that attractive either. I guess
a successful TV series automatically enrols you for the Hollywood Diet.
She’s all skin and bone and when you have cheekbones like she does, gaunt
is a very easy expression to end up with.
So is there anything good
about Daredevil? It’s a fun hour and a half. I probably found more reasons
to dislike it because I had the idea to review it and so let fewer things
simply wash over me than when I’m in the Popcorn Spirit. It’s utterly
undemanding. Boy has chemical accident, boys gets super powers, boy meets
girl, girl’s father gets killed by the same people that killed boy’s
father and boy gets revenge. The usual story. I don’t feel that I’ve
wasted the evening by watching it (and the DVD features Kevin Smith in the
comic adaptation documentary so that can’t be bad) but equally I don’t
feel I’ve gained anything. Of the three DVD movies bought in the last
three days, I may have picked the wrong one if I was after a really
satisfying film. Donnie Darko or 28 Days Later might’ve hit the mark
rather more effectively.
And there we have it. Eight
hundred and fifty words about Daredevil. It’s not terribly good, it tries
to be too clever and ultimately takes a fairly obscure premise and makes a
disappointing hash of it. But enough of my review, did you like the
film?
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