
The IMDb Movie Key Words Quiz
The internet is, of course, the largest
net of information in the universe. One such oracle (some say matrix) is
the IMDb – Internet Movie Database for the uninitiated – home of every
piece of movie information ever typed. Or somewhere vaguely close to that.
In their quest to be every movie-watcher’s first port of call when looking
for facts, trivia or even something to watch that evening, the IMDb now
features key word searching. Key words – elsewhere called "tags" – are
words or phrases which sum up part or all of the film so you can easily
find something similar. You may click on "American Pie 3" and remember how
much you enjoyed it. One of the key words might be "teen humor" and when
clicked this would give you a list of like minded films of a more or less
teenly humorous nature. Key words would, therefore, seem to be a fantastic
idea and the gateway to a whole new world of movies geared to your
particular tastes (or lack thereof).
But I wouldn’t be writing about it if it
were that simple. There would be no mileage in a simple service that
provides the internet movie aficionado with the means of hunting down
things they might reasonably enjoy. For the system is bizarre and the pen
pics it draws of some of the finest films of all time are equally bizarre.
For example, which highly regarded movie
is tagged with the following?
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Wristwatch
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Homoerotic
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Toilet
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Violence
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Vulgarity
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Ethnic Slur
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Foot Massage
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Human Relationship
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Anal Rape
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Shot In The Face
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Burger King
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Toaster
Each of those is clickable so anyone
thinking "I fancy a film with ethnic slurs in it" can get a list of
candidates within a few seconds. None of that tedious messing about on
right wing websites. Now, I’ve not seen "Pulp Fiction" so all of the above
may make perfect sense but who would want to get a list of films involving
a toilet? Isn’t ‘violence’ present in pretty much every film ever made?
And would anyone really skim through these lists of key words thinking "I
like the sound of this movie because it features lots of shootings but I’m
not convinced it will… ah… shot in the face. Just what I was
after."
So here are ten of the biggest films of
all time as tagged at the IMDb. See if you can guess any of them from the
curious collection of highlights plucked from their entries.
Movie One
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Baptism
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Famous Line
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Fish
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No Opening Credits
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Obesity
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Open Hydrant
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Surprise Ending
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Telephone Box
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Tough Guy
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Urination
Movie Two
Movie Three
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Animated Chess
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Aunt
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Band
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Formula Movie
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Good Versus Evil
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Impersonation
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Neck Breaking Scene
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Reverse Footage
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Totalitarianism
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Wipe
Movie Four
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Beautiful Woman
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Imagery
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Imagination
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Landmark
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Library
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Marriage
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Melancholy
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Shadow
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Singer
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Variety
Movie Five
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Beaten To Death
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Door Bell
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Elevator Shaft
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Handcuffs
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Male Frontal Nudity
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Mental Illness
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Night Vision Goggles
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Semen
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Villain
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Wearing Human Skin
Movie Six
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1910s
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1920s
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1930s
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Bathrobe
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Double Take
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Handshake
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Happy Ending
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Old Man
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Prank
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Wedding Night
Movie Seven
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Birthday Party
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Bittersweet
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Doom
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Eye
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Fantasy Life
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Hit In Crotch
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Male Bonding
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Severed Arm
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Stabbed In The Shoulder
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Underwater
Movie Eight
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Acupuncture
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Belly Button
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Dead Boy
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Elevator
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Fall From Height
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Realization
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Slow Motion
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Spoon
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Training
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Watermelon
Movie Nine
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Armoured Car
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Battle
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Campfire
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Cartography
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Cigarette
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England
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Face Slap
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Provisional Government
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Suez Canal
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War
Movie Ten
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Bird
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Blood
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Car In Water
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Hardware Store
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Nude Woman Murdered
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Overhead Camera Shot
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Premarital Sex
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Seminal
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Toilet Flush
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Used Car Dealer
You’re probably thinking "That was easy"
or "What a waste of time" or "I could murder a cheese sandwich" or "You’re
spookily close to what I was actually thinking you witch" or "Stop it,
this is scary" or "I mean it – get out of my brain". If you think you know
the answers, post it in the thread or email using the above link. There
aren’t any prizes – you’re doing it for the love of the game. So don’t
cheat – you’ll only be letting yourself, your family and the rest of us
down.
You’re now thinking about using the back
button to end this pointlessness.
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