It’s hard to believe that we’ve been
doing this for three years now. Within a month of each other we the
announcement that Russell T Davies was bring back Doctor Who and the
launch of an unnamed website. I don’t think the two are connected but in a
very real sense they probably aren’t either. The big difference being that
Russell had the idea and two years later we got "Rose". I had the idea and
the next day we had some online rubbish. Thankfully there were a crew
(some say posse) willing to step aboard and make it more representative of
the majority who aren’t me.
But what makes this thing worth carrying
one with is that the initial rush of comrades wasn’t the end or the
beginning of the end or indeed anything involving ends, begun ones or
otherwise. New people come along. Yes – actual new people. People who want
to spend their time producing new things for the site. The continued
existence of the site it down to the people who take the time to send
things to me because without them I’d have given up ages ago.
The highlight of the last year for me
was the strange Friday afternoon when I looked at the stats and saw an
enormous spike. I thought it was the result of some spambot, malbot,
spybot, webbot or other online trawler searching through millions of pages
looking for email addresses and other things which its Russian paymasters
can sell to drug importers. But then I looked at the referrals and saw the
links from the Radio 2 website. It was one of those bizarre and vaguely
fantastic things which makes everything worthwhile. The links went
semi-viral for a week or two and there were a bunch of flattering message
board threads around the world.
But equally unexpected was this email
received a couple of days after the finale to season 2 of The New Series,
my 6 year old son asked why was the tardis was
not sucked into the void with the daleks and cybermen. I could not think
of a good reason why it would not have been sucked in
Can you guys advise any plausible reasons
I wrote back with something about HADS and it seemed to
satisfy him and his six year old son. Within a week I’d become a celebrity
AND an oracle. Splendid.
But enough of me, it's time for the now traditional
"thanks" list (which as always comes with a pre-packed apology to anyone
I’ve missed while trawling back through the last year of updates) of those
who have contributed to the site and made it worth visiting:
Andrew Curnow
Ant Cox
Carol Baynes
Dave Lewis
Ian Cragg
Jon Masters
Jonno Simmons
Kinggodzillak
Logo Polish
Paul Hayes
P-Bal
Rob McCow
Secretive Bus
Si Hart
Si Hunt
Wayne Jefferies
And all those who took part in the 2006 New Series
League
There have been many successes over the past year but
also some not-quite-so successes. The Enjoyment Index proved to be a good
idea (which wasn’t mine) that was badly executed, the monthly merchandise
retrospective worked rather well but became too much hassle (especially
when Amazon removed the "sort by release date" option from their search
engine), The Writer remains stubbornly unfinished and if you’d told me
back in October of 2003 that I’d only have reached season 17 of the
episode guide I would’ve sworn at you and summoned nurses.
The biggest failure of the last year was what was
supposed to have been the Big Anniversary Surprise™. Having read a couple
of collections of Peter Cook’s work I decided to write a Live! stage show
script featuring the Vervoid characters. Paul and Gary, Dennis Brent, Ian
Devine, Butch Maitland and the man John, little Dennis Junior, the natives
of Little Skaro, and more besides. But while the ideas were willing, the
flesh was not and I hadn’t got the energy to actually do it. Maybe one
day.
Now, with the anniversary out of the way, I can get on
with that most foolish of endeavours – the annual "Brenty Four" serial.
I’ve got away with it three times – will I make it four in a row or will
the absurd enormity of the task finally beat me? Thus far I have two out
of the tens of thousands of words needed to make a 24 part serial. And
they aren’t even my words, they are from a man who doesn’t like me.
What can I promise you for the future? Well, Bus is
working on a Thunderbirds episode guide, an Allo Allo series is in the
pipeline, Flash Gordon will be trying to pick up the baton left behind by
Crash Corrigan and I’ll be building a slightly sinister shrine to the
lovely Nicola Walker. But the latter is in my bedroom and so shouldn’t
inconvenience you too much.