The Time Meddler

Golly – can it really be that long since I last did one of these "24 Things About…" pieces? Sadly it is – that long and a bit more on top. So what could’ve tempted me out of my malaise and back into the fold? Why it has to be the one where Doctor Who and Vicki miss Ian and Barbara, meet Peter Purves, find modern items in tenth century England and everyone cries IDBI. The Time Meddler by Dennis Spooner.

  1. An early stand-out moment comes when the Doctor is explaining to Steven that the Tardis can take on any form to blend in with its surroundings. If it was in the midst of the Indian Mutiny it would appear to be a howdah. Peter Purves has a strange moment and delivers his reply – "How… what?" as "Howwww…WHAAAT?!?" Fans of random shouting cite that as a particular favourite.

  2. That is just the beginning – the joke of asking what someone has said because you don’t know what they mean is repeated many, many times. Pebbles ("on the what?"), mead ("…oh mead!") and Da Vinci ("Who?) are three examples that clamber to be heard. Not the best joke in the world but oddly charming.

  3. When the Doctor finds the Monk’s gramophone at the end of episode one his chuckles to himself. He also wafts his nose in a rather strange way.

  4. Steven’s entrance is a peculiar one. They hear a noise, conclude it must be a Dalek (which confused the heck out of me when I first saw it as I didn’t know it came after the Chase) and suddenly the double doors swing open. How exactly did Steven open both doors at the same time without being in shot? Unless the Doctor got lazy and build one of those supermarket style light beams.

  5. It has a reputation as a bit of a comical story but there are serious themes underneath. The villagers are genuinely scared of the Viking threat (compare that with the jovial tone of Vikings keen to have a bit of rape’n’pillage fun.)

  6. Speaking of rape, the implied rape of Edith is the third rape/attempted rape in the show’s two year history. I imagine the early fanzines were full of smug editorials about how viewers who thought this was just a children’s programme were very wrong indeed.

  7. Is the semi-naked Wulnoth the first piece of gratuitous eye candy in the series? There had been bits of nudity before but all were integral to the plot. This was just flesh for the sake of flesh. Something for the mums…

  8. The way the Monk laughs at the Doctor’s misfortune as the latter gets himself trapped in a cage reminds me of someone at work. I don’t like him. He’s the dullest man on Earth.

  9. Let’s be honest, the end of episode three is the best cliffhanger ever. Imagine the shock and awe on the faces of the children as that stone sarcophagus (another word used for a hilarious "What?" joke) turned out to be the same as Doctor Who’s unique space and time machine. That sense of wonder will have stayed with them for a whole week.

  10. For whatever reason that cliffhanger wasn’t reshot at the start of episode four. Instead they play a clip from part three and it looks ropey as hell. I don’t know what was done to that bit of film in the week between episodes but it must’ve involved trampling, punching, digesting and excreting to get it in that mess. Let’s hope the RT don’t decide to keep it authentic for the DVD and leave those thirty seconds looking like crap.

  11. Peter Butterworth – what a star. His Meddling Monk was an absolute joy to watch. Quite the contrast to every traditional form of villainy – you almost want him to succeed. Such a shame that the character was brought back in the Daleks Masterplan for no real reason and treated as a purely comic device. An amoral time meddler is a good character, a bumbling time traveller who dresses as a monk for no reason isn’t. Perhaps if he hadn’t been brought back then he might’ve been reused by a later regime.

  12. "What do you think it is? A space helmet for a cow?" is a classic line. "I’m not a mountain goat and I prefer walking to any time. And a hate climbing" is an even better one. Such a creative use of language. I’m in awe.

  13. The most important idea in the story is that "You cannot re-write history" – which had been stated many times – was established as a moral law of time rather than a physical one. It was implied in the Aztecs that Barbara would not be able to change history no matter what she did. Now we find that anyone can go back in time and change things but that the Doctor’s people have (apparently) determined that acting contrary to a known history is against their laws. This is a useful concept because it gets rid of the knotty problem of the Doctor happily instigating revolutions on other worlds but insisting that terribly periods of Earth’s history remain untouched. If he doesn’t know the history of a world then he isn’t breaking the law.

  14. Vicki makes the bizarre claim that the Monk has something from "every period and every place" despite his collection being housed in a corner of his console room. Obviously space and time are not quite as infinite as certain scientists seem to think.

  15. Back in 1965 audiences were told that the first episode involved "The Watcher", the second featured "The Meddling Monk", the third was "A Battle of Wits" and the final part saw "Checkmate". Viewers of BBC2 in 1992 knew from the Radio Times that the story revolved around "The Time Meddler". I know there is a short half-life for spoiler protection but the title is a bit too much of a giveaway.

  16. Is the fact that the Saxon attack on the Viking held monastery features the women of the village fighting alongside their men folk a brave piece of sexual equality, predating the fighting females of the Buffy generation? Or was it just that they could only afford three or four men and wanted to pad the scene out a bit?

  17. The "automatic drift control" which allows to suspend yourself in space with absolute safety is both a new feature of the Mark IV Tardis and a charming piece of early technobabble.

  18. The shrunken Tardis interior set is soooo cute and I want one to play with. I mean to put on display in a sealed glass case so selected colleagues can look at it with me and take notes.

  19. Vicki needs to use her fingers to explain what TARDIS stands for. Purves, perhaps already auditioning for Blue Peter, explains his own concept – IDBI – without missing a beat.

  20. There is something gleefully appropriate about William Hartnell’s delivery of "A balmy night, a balmy night" seeing as he sounds entirely barmy while he says it. If only he’d been Sir William the joke would’ve been complete.

  21. She may have used her fingers to explain the TARDIS acronym but she obviously didn’t have enough digits to settle the "Dimensions" vs "Dimension" feud that has raged ever since. If only Peter Purves had explained what TARDIS stood for – fandom to a man, woman and child would’ve accepted his word as law.

  22. At the end of the story we are told that Steven and Vicki aren’t the Tardis crew – they’re just passengers. Part of me wonders if this is included to show the essentially lonely life the Doctor leads or whether he wanted it stating publicly in case any of his young assistants ever asked for proper employment benefits such as maternity leave or cigarette breaks.

  23. If the Monk put £200 in a bank account in the 1960s and went forward two hundred years he would have £3,293,824.92 (assuming both an average interest rate of 5% and that the Daleks’ invasion destroyed everything except the computerised banking system).

  24. I hope this story is released on DVD sooner rather than later and I hope Gary Russell (moderating the commentary as he does on all Billy tales) and Purves do the following.

    Russell: Peter – this was your first full Doctor Who story. How did you get the part?

    Purves: Howwww…. WHAT?????

And, without leaving you so much as a note, that is the end of this rummage.