Having been more than a little
self-involved this last week, I felt the need to do something about it and
remembered a couple of diminutive volumes I bought about ten years ago.
They’re the Life’s Little Instruction Books by H. Jackson Brown Jr,
and the introduction explains that they grew out of a few typed sheets of
advice Brown (or Jr) gave his son as he went away to college. There are a
total of 511 in the first volume, and while there are a lot of good ideas
in there, I thought it’d be a good idea to be systematic about things-
and, as the Vervoid has never been averse to initiatives designed to make
the world a better and friendlier place, this is the result. The plan is
this: every week I’ll take five of Brown’s instructions and try to apply
them in some way in my daily life, and I’ll let you all know how I get on.
Here goes for Week 1:
Rule 1: Compliment three people every
day
Ian says: Shouldn’t be too difficult to
do, whether it’s people in work who help me out or one of the women
wearing something tasteful.
Rule 2: Have a dog.
Ian says: Unfortunately I don’t have a
Korean takeaway near me, so I’m going to have to interpret this more
broadly. Can’t have a pet in the flat either (and not really inclined to
have one which needs taking out to do its business) but I can look into
sponsoring a rescue dog or something like that.
Rule 3: Watch a sunrise at least once
a year.
Ian says: Well, it’s a Bank Holiday
weekend so I can always go back to bed afterwards- the only problem is
going to be living in an east-west valley so not having much choice as
regards vantage points.
Rule 4: Remember other people’s
birthdays.
Ian says: That’d be like my cousin’s on
Saturday? Bugger- can’t post anything in time now. Next one is my friends
in Ireland at the beginning of April.
Rule 5: Overtip breakfast waitresses.
Ian says: I make my own breakfast,
thankyou very much. But I’ll tip myself generously.