£17.99 Delivered On Release Date
There can’t be many things more
challenging to the ingenuity, unpredictable or frustrating than trying to
get a DVD for a reasonable price on the release date. And I should know-
I’ve been following Tranmere for the last thirteen years. Back in the days
when I did message boards (and there’s another article in that which I’ll
write one day), there was a great debate about which site was best for
getting the latest Who release on the day of issue. I’m not sure I ever
did it, though. More usual was to get my order on the Tuesday or the
Wednesday, by which time half the people on the board had already seen it,
analysed the extras and found the Easter eggs. As I write, it’s Monday
night and ‘Lost in Time’ has yet to appear in spite of having been ordered
in the middle of last week; bearing in mind that I have my Russian class
tomorrow night and another meeting on Wednesday, it can pretty much come
when it likes now because there’s no way I can sit down with it properly
before Thursday.
Release dates are a thorny issue- I
remember another message board discussion from a while back asking whether
it mattered all that much that shops who have a certain release in the
stock room hold onto it until the release date. The answer was that for
the industry as a whole, it does- distributors put a lot of money and
effort into promoting the release dates for Hollywood films, and making
sure that retailers stick to the release date ensures that everybody gets
a share of the market. Or put it this way- let’s say that ‘The Underwater
Menace’ is due for release on April 1st (well, it couldn’t be any other
day, could it?) and there are two shops in town which are going to stock
it. Let’s call them VMH and HW Smith. Now if both shops order 20 copies
and VMH put all theirs out on the Saturday before the release date,
chances are they’ll sell them, while HW Smith will be left with their 20.
Their stock control people are going to assume that Who doesn’t sell and
stop ordering as many, which in turn has an effect on the size of the
pressing of the next release. Of course it doesn’t always happen that way-
about 10-15 years ago, WH Smith in Liverpool could generally be relied
upon to have Who releases on the shelves the Saturday before the official
date, and the publishing industry tends to play at fast and loose with
publication dates, unless it’s something really big like Harry Potter,
simply because books are lower profile and publication dates are made less
of. I have fond memories of my friend Mike taking about ten minutes to
talk one of the assistants in the late lamented Wilsons bookshop in
Liverpool into selling him the paperback ‘Dragonfire’ about a week before
the publication date, only to walk into the Waterstones around the corner
and find it already on the shelves.
The logistics of getting a DVD to your
customer on the official release date are tricky too. If it’s a Monday, as
in most cases it is, then it’s either a case of putting it in the post
first class on Saturday or second class the middle of the preceding week-
depending on when the distributors let you have the stock. For ‘Lost in
Time’ I went with DVD.co.uk, largely on price; I could have gone with
Play, but they tend to send things halfway around the world in an attempt
to avoid VAT and while they can hazard a guess at an arrival date, the
other week I ordered ‘The Leisure Hive’ and ‘Hancock’s Half Hour’ from
them and they arrived on different days. I could, of course, have used
Amazon, but getting it today would probably have involved having to pay
for the postage, or, let’s face it, I could have gone in Woolworth’s at
lunchtime today and paid the full whack for it. But what’s the point of
paying for an Internet subscription if you can’t get some of it back by
saving money on DVDs?
So instead of ‘Lost in Time’, I sat down
and watched ‘Shrek 2’ instead. That’s right, ‘Shrek 2’. Available
tomorrow from all good shops and the scabby ones as well. Because I
had it pre-ordered from Britannia, who use Mailsort (the cheapest
possible, hit-and-miss kind of postage, which takes between 3-5 days
depending on how Royal Mail are feeling today) and it was waiting by the
door when I got in from work. Sometimes things work out in the weirdest
ways.