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The Hulk Hogan Anthology - Part 1
The Ultimate Hulk Hogan Anthology is a four
disc (well, three discs plus a bonus disc which adds up to four but only
if you shop in certain stores around the world) which covers much of the
orange icon’s wrestling career. The first three discs go in chronological
order from 1980 to 2005 – a worrying twenty five years of Hulkster action.
I’m going to skip the
brief vox pops between matches as they add nothing – it is time which
could’ve been spent showing clips of other stuff and – perchance – revving
up interest in a second Ultimate Anthology. If he gets to three, he would
be on a par with the Beatles (ahead of them if one includes the bonus
disc) and he would like that.
Our opening match is Hulk Hogan vs Andre
the Giant. Not the uber-famous match from 1987’s Wrestlemania III. Nor the
semi-famous match on the undercard of Sammartino vs Larry Zbyszko. This
was a TV match from 1980, recorded in a small arena before a few hundred
fans. Overwhelming it was not. The confrontation which would become iconic
just seven years later was pedestrian and more than a little strange. The
bodyslam heard round the world? Nope – Andre picked Hogan up and slammed
him to not much reaction, Hogan responded by picking Andre up and slamming
him. Hogan then used a foreign object in his elbow pad to bloody Andre up
and the match just ended. I mean just ended. Hogan hit the move, Andre
went down and Hogan rolled out of the ring and did an interview with the
waiting (and extremely young looking) Vince McMahon Jr.
Next we go to 1983 and a huge match between
AWA champion, Nick Bockwinkel and number 1 contender, Hulk Hogan. Hogan
was by now a huge babyface and the ten or fifteen thousand in attendance
were desperate for him to unseat the long time heel champ. The match was
booked well for the most part – Hogan bounced Bockwinkel around for
several minutes, Bockwinkel got some heelish moves in and took over for a
bit, Hogan made his comeback et cetera. The crowd was loving it and could
sense that this was the night when Hogan would win the world title. They
screwed it up of course – the AWA was nothing if not guaranteed to screw
everything up eventually. During a tussle in the corner, Bockwinkel fell
over the top rope to the floor. He got back in, Hogan hit the big boot,
leg drop and pin. The crowd erupted, everyone was celebrating, Hogan held
the world title and did that thing he does when he wants you to think he
is crying with joy. WWE dubbed "Real American" over whatever music was
playing in the arena and it was weird to hear a song apparently playing
two years before it was written but it was still an impressive moment. If
they’d stopped there, the AWA might’ve survived longer. But Mean Gene
Okerlund announced that, because Hogan was adjudged to have thrown
Bockwinkel over the top rope (illegal in those days, as hard as it is for
a modern fan to understand), he was being disqualified. Therefore
Bockwinkel retained the belt. Everyone was angry – a riot nearly broke out
and it is regarded by most observers that this was the night the AWA began
to die. Never again would they have a moment that big. Never again would
people talk about the AWA as one of the Big Three. An AWA with Hogan on
top and all the money and momentum he brought to the table in 1983
could’ve competed – maybe not with the McMahon juggernaut (although it is
debatable whether the WWF would’ve got so big without Hogan as
there wasn’t
another
obvious
leading
man – but certainly with the NWA of
Ric Flair, Lex Luger and the Road Warriors.
As a complete contrast, the next match is
Hogan’s WWF title win against the Iron Sheik. In five and a half minutes
it demonstrates just how easy and effective a title win can be. Hogan
starts at a pace – bouncing the Sheik around to the delight of Madison
Square Garden. The hated Arab being demolished by the American super hero
was what they’d paid to see and by god they loved it. But Sheik gets a
comeback – Hogan made a mistake and Sheik was able to use his loaded boot
to inflict punishment. He locked on his devastating submission hold –the
camel clutch, the move that had won him the title only a month before –
and Hogan appeared doomed. But he Hulked up, sent Sheik flying, hit his
leg drop and pinned him. No swerves, no controversy, no reversal by the
referee, no ambiguity, no disappointment, no nothing. Just exactly what
the people wanted, a new champion winning by virtue of being clearly the
better man and an era was born. There have been better matches over the
years but perhaps never has there been a more perfect match. It achieved
everything it needed to and even without the benefit of hindsight, even if
Hogan had subsequently flopped as champion, his reign got off to the best
possible start.
We end this column with one of Hogan’s
early title defences. He’s facing "Big" John Studd – a six foot ten inch
monster who was part of the Bobby Heenan Family. The match was pedestrian
at best – Hogan tried to work round the lumbering Studd but nothing was
doing. He even juiced to try and liven things up. Hogan ended up being
counted out and Studd left as if he won the title as well as the match. He
would remain a thorn in Hogan’s side for another couple of years. Yes,
they really did use MSG main events as angles and got away with it as
well. This entry on the Anthology is only really of interest because it is
very early WWF appearance for Bobby Heenan. The announcers spent most of
the bout explaining who Heenan is and why he’s a nasty piece of work.
Bobby the Brain was part of the WWF furniture for so long that it’s
interesting to see him as the new boy.
We’re not even half way through the first
disc in the set and I’m already done. We’ve seen how not to treat the
world title (or your audience), how to do a title change and the time
Hogan and Andre fail to arouse much interest at all. |