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Why Vince McMahon is wrong about tag team wresting
Wade Keller mentioned in his latest audio
update that the team of Cade and Murdoch were no more. Vince McMahon
apparently decided that he liked Murdoch, didn’t see anything in Cade and
so put Murdoch in the singles ranks and sent Cade to the dog house. For a
supposed "chosen one" Trevor Murdoch hasn’t fared too well since splitting
up from Lance Cade. His only moment of not looking like a fat jobber was
when he offered his services to Vince as new Raw GM when he was made to
look like a stupid fat jobber for thinking he was qualified for that role.
I rather liked Cade and Murdoch as a team. They had the whole "odd couple"
thing going for them – the glitzy cowboy Cade and the ugly cowboy Murdoch.
But after a few wins and the tag belts they were jobbed out and the rest
is history. Vince McMahon has decided that tag teams are a joke and should
be treated as such. He’s wrong. What follows aren’t actual Vince quotes
but they represent the beliefs he apparently has towards his wrestling
company.
"If someone is good enough to be a
singles star then I want them in the singles division."
In other words, why put someone in a tag
team when they have the potential to be a superstar on their own? Sound
reasoning you might think. Scott Steiner was undoubtedly held back by his
less able brother and wasted his prime years in a tag team which had done
everything it was ever going to do by the early 90s. But contrast that
with three of WWF’s biggest players in the late 90s boom period – Shawn
Michaels, Davey Boy Smith and Bret Hart. Imagine the Rockers, Bulldogs and
Hart Foundation had lasted as long as Cade & Murdoch did as a team. Would
any of those three have become anything in WWF had they been thrown into
the singles division after three months? I doubt it. It took those years
in a highly entertaining tag team division for fans to embrace these
under-sized men. They weren’t six-four and two-eighty, they were awesome
wrestlers and through the tag division they got to show that. Fans saw
them as championship calibre wrestlers and the size barrier was broken.
Without the tag team division (and without it getting pushed as one of the
three biggest things in the company, along with the WWF title and the IC
belt) none of those three superstars would’ve meant anything in WWF.
"Tag team wrestling doesn’t draw money."
Well obviously it doesn’t if you make it a
jobber division. Looking back to the 1980s you had the Hart Foundation vs.
British Bulldogs feud main evening many of the non-Hulk Hogan house shows.
Over in the NWA the wars between the Rock and Roll Express and the
Midnight Express (throwing in combinations of Russians, Horsemen and Road
Warriors) drew sell-out crowds across the Crockett Territories. Japan and
Mexico reagularly headline shows with tag team matches, Vince McMahon
senior ran a "tag team territory" for many years. Like everything else in
wrestling it is what you do which ultimately determines whether something
can work. If they’d told everyone in early 1987 that Andre the Giant could
barely move, was drunk the whole time and had done a bunch of jobs
recently as he knew his career (and probably his life) were coming to an
end, the Wrestlemania III main event wouldn’t have seemed so special. They
didn’t do that – they played it up and made fans desperate to see it. It’s
called "promoting" and it is what wrestling promoters used to do before
Vince McMahon went mad. When your tag team champions are doing 2-on-1 jobs
for singles wrestlers it is no wonder they don’t draw when placed against
two men for the titles.
"No one wants to watch tag team
wrestling."
In this era of TV ratings being more
important than the number of tickets sold we have to distinguish between
what people will pay to see and what people will watch for nothing because
they enjoy it. The high point of Smackdown’s five years on air (certainly
the highlight since the ‘brand extension’ neutered it as far as the big
stars go) was a three way tag team feud between Angle/Benoit, Los
Guerreros and Edge/Rey. This was Paul Heyman’s booking at its finest. The
tag belts were involved, numerous classic tag matches were shown on
Smackdown and on PPV, and the fans really got into the programme. It was
the best tag team wrestling WWE had seen since the aforementioned
Harts-Bulldogs matches in 1986. Heyman understood tag team wrestling and
knew how to squeeze every ounce of action, drama and emotion out of every
match. Then Heyman was removed and replaced by Stephanie’s lackeys and it
all fell apart. I don’t think anyone has cared about the belts ever since.
Five of the six men involved (all except Chavo Guerrero) went on to bigger
things (though some had already tasted main events) but they all appear to
have relished the chance to do some actual, gosh-darned wrestling
for a change.
"The only belt belts
that mean anything is are the world title
titles"
The tag titles aren’t alone in being
dismissed as worthless pieces of tin. The IC title, the US title, the
cruiserweight title and the women’s title are junk 95% of the time. If by
some miracle one of those belts suddenly gets over (the most recent
example is Ric Flair winning the IC title from Carlito) the promotion does
its best to kill it (Flair’s feud with HHH is not only non-title but is
basically about how worthless the belt is). It is rare that Vinces McMahon
and Russo agree on anything but both seem convinced that wrestling title
belts are just props and are irrelevant relics of a bygone age (before
Vince McMahon shocked the world by revealing that it is all a work). As if
to prove a point, the TNA (NWA) tag belts were involved in one of the most
anticipated and pushed matches on their last pay per view as the Dudleys
(Team 3D) faced America’s Most Wanted for the titles. Far more people
cared about seeing that match than the NWA title bout between Jeff Jarrett
and Rhino. Rather than seeing the logic in that, McMahon would no doubt
reply with one of the following –
That’s just the minor league – what do they
know about Sports Entertainment
That’s what you get for making Jeff Jarrett
your world champion
The fans are wrong
Who is "TNA"?
Wrestling is (or should be) about variety.
Big guys, small guys, a couple of hot women, some comedy, a bit of blood,
maybe a gimmick of some kind, high flying, wild brawling, singles, tag
teams, science, chaos, cheating, authority, anti-authority, victory,
defeat and at the end of it the paying customers should leave feeling
happy. Having a tag team division which pits jobbers against each other in
boring matches for worthless belts is a waste of time. Either kill it or
cure it. If Vince can be bothered he’ll regain a valuable part of his
show. Otherwise he might as well retire the belts and decree that tag team
wrestling is something top stars do occasionally to produce a TV main
event that doesn’t interfere with singles PPV matches, not a division in
its own right. He’ll be missing out on the next Hart/Michaels/Bulldog but
why should he care when he has Big Show, Kane and Snitsky?
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