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The History of Starrcade - a Hypothetical DVD
Special (part II) Starrcade
1992
This was the "Bill Watts" Starrcade and his
finger prints were all over it. Firstly you had Ron Simmons as champion.
Simmons (who fit the Watts mould perfectly because he was (a) a former
football player and (b) black enough to get a push as the new Junk Yard
Dog) faced Steve "Doctor Death" Williams for the WCW title in a match
which didn’t go to a finish. Then you had a last minute substitution in
the tag title match (presumably the missing man – Steve Austin – had a
falling out with Watts shortly before the show and Watts said ‘screw you’
and changed the match). You also had an all Japanese match (between two
hard workers, only one of whom was at all over with the fans) for the
traditionalist’s title – the NWA strap. Finally, you had a Sting vs. Vader
match which no doubt was as stiff as hell. Oh, and Erik Watts was on pay
per view. That’s always a giveaway. I’m going to pick the
Steamboat/Douglas vs. Pillman/Windham tag title match because, although
not the Hollywood Blondes that were advertised, it must’ve been a damn
good match. It was his team with Steamboat which gave the world about the
only hint that Shane Douglas really could cut it in the ring.
Starrcade 1993
1993 became a terrible year for WCW after
Bill Watts was canned. Watts, though he filled his cards with a lot of
cheap workers, was a workrate guy who didn’t believe in nonsense. Once he
was gone it was nonsense (and cheap workers with crappy gimmicks) all the
way. Starrcade came a few short months after the Shock Master debacle,
after Paul Roma was made a member of the Four Horsemen and the likes of
the Cole Twins, the Colossal Kongs and the Equaliser were given big
pushes. Starrcade 1993 was meant to be the night the babyface Sid Vicious
became The Man in WCW with a win over the unstoppable monster Vader. Sid,
as most people know, went a bit bonkers while on tour in England and had a
hotel fight with Arn Anderson. With Sid out of the way and the show taking
place in Charlotte, NC it seemed the obvious choice to make Ric Flair the
number one contender. The only match on the show which even deserves
consideration for a DVD retrospective is Flair vs. Vader. I’m not giving
too much away when I say this was a great match and almost certainly the
last truly great Starrcade main event.
Starrcade 1994
If 1993 was a bad year for WCW because the
bookers brought in a lot of cheap no-talents, 1994 was a bad year because
Hulk Hogan brought in a lot of expensive no-talents. The main event –
Hogan vs. Butcher (the artist formerly known as Brutus Beefcake) – was
beyond terrible. The show was billed as having three main events –
Hogan-Butcher, Sting vs. Avalanche (formerly Earthquake and a friend of
Hogan’s) and Vader vs. Jim Duggan (another friend of Hogan’s). The
michevous side of me wants to pick an undercard match between Alex Wright
and Jean Paul Levesque simply because it has the future Triple H losing to
the future "Boogie Knight". But with my practical hat on I’m going to pick
the TV title match between Johnny B Badd and Arn Anderson because the Rule
of WCW which said about picking a Blanchard or Steamboat match if you were
ever in any doubt also extends to Arn Anderson.
Starrcade 1995
They went back to the old "gimmick
tournament" format for the first non-Hulk Starrcade of the Hulk Hogan era.
The World Cup of Wrestling saw seven matches between WCW and New Japan
talent. Due to the brevity of the matches (several of the wrestlers were
working twice on the show) we can allow ourselves two bouts – Jushin Liger
vs. Chris Benoit from the World Cup tournament and Ric Flair vs. Randy
Savage for the WCW title. Neither match meant much though because, with
hindsight, we see WCW in a holding pattern. In December 1995 it is very
unlikely they knew that the nWo was just around the corner (just as it is
unlikely that in December 1993 they knew Hulk Hogan would arrive in seven
months time) but the product has a disposable air about it. Of course,
nothing mattered in WCW if it didn’t involve Hulk Hogan so Flair or Savage
(or whoever) holding the world title just meant keeping it warm for Hulk’s
next run.
Starrcade 1996
This was the year that the Starrcade
revival began. Yes, the undercard was of the calibre one expects to find
from this era – lots of cruiserweight action, Benoit, Page, Guerrero and
Jarrett all at their best – but it was the main event which spiked the buy
rates. It was a special main event. It was a Starrcade main event.
Hollywood Hogan vs. Rowdy Roddy Piper. It didn’t matter that neither man
had the energy nor the inclination to work a decent match. It was
beautifully built up and no doubt spectacularly presented. Starrcade was
suddenly the biggest show of the year once again. It was almost certainly
the worst match on the show but Hogan-Piper has to be included.
Starrcade 1997
This was the 1996 show taken to the next
level. For 15 months they had built to the main event of Sting vs. Hogan.
Sting hadn’t wrestled in all that time and had morphed from the
multicoloured superhero of the early 90s into the dark and brooding Crow-esque
Sting. He was also more popular than ever as he waged his silent war with
the nWo. Not only does this match have to be on the DVD but they have to
tell the entire Sting story to build up to it. Interestingly, this was
Hogan’s last ever Starrcade appearance though that was never part of any
grand plan. It just worked out that way. What was a plan, however, was the
way that all the good vibes and all the money generated by the Sting-Hogan
match was pissed away by those at the top of WCW (principally Hogan and
Nash) who wanted to stop Sting encroaching on their turf.
Starrcade 1998
The Goldberg winning streak had been both a
blessing and a curse for WCW. The fans loved it – it turned ordinary
squash matches into must-see-TV and made Goldberg into a star. It was only
a matter of time before Goldberg won the world title and he did so on
Monday Nitro. A panic move on Bischoff’s part which came in response to a
ratings blip. Yes, the moment of victory was awesome television but
business is business. The 1996 and 1997 shows proved the value of building
to the big match over a period of time (ok, the Piper match was only a two
month build but Piper literally and figuratively didn’t have the legs that
Goldberg had and stretching the programme for six months would’ve been too
risky). Had WCW been patient and built everything to Goldberg vs. Hogan
for the title at Starrcade they would’ve topped the massive buyrate earned
by the previous year’s show. But instead they gave the belt to Goldberg
six months earlier, on a whim, and his entire reign was played out in the
shadow of Hogan’s main event programmes with DDP, Rodman/Malone/Leno and
Warrior. Starrcade 98 instead gave is Goldberg defending the world title
against Kevin Nash. Nash is alleged to have struck a deal with Hogan that
he got to beat Goldberg first if he gave the belt to Hogan shortly
afterwards. I know – it sounds so silly to we grownups but things like
that mattered to guys like Hogan and Nash. So Goldberg’s winning streak
came to an end and no one in WCW had either the ability or the inclination
to use this as a way to further develop Goldberg. Since WWE loves to point
out WCW’s errors the main event is a cert for the DVD.
Starrcade 1999
The first Starrcade of the Vince Russo era
saw a main event with a Montreal finish and lots of short, gimmicky and
fairly crappy undercard matches. For the second year in a row we have
Goldberg losing in the main event – this time to Bret Hart in the bout
that ended Bret’s career. For sheer curiosity value I’d want that match
included. It probably wasn’t any good and the finish sucked and it
absolutely wasn’t a fitting way for Bret’s career to end but its car crash
TV and is at least more interesting than Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko,
Perry Saturn, & Asya vs Jim Duggan, Kevin Sullivan, Mike Rotunda, & Rick
Steiner.
Starrcade 2000
The final Starrcade (at least until
possibly 2005) features Scott Steiner vs. Sid Vicious in its main event. I
remember seeing some of the TV shows during WCW’s dying days and Steiner
was head and shoulders above everyone else. He was the one guy on Nitro
who looked like he belonged in WWF. He had a presence which more than made
up for the limitations his new physique imposed. He couldn’t work the way
he used to but his hard hitting style at least made WCW main events
watchable. A far cry from the lazy matches of Hogan or Nash. So Steiner
vs. Sid makes it into our collection if for no other reason than to show
that there was still life in WCW right up to the end. Steiner’s later
venture into WWE was a disaster once he wrestled his first match but in
2000 he had enough left in his tank to back up the awesome persona of Big
Poppa Pump.
I’ve not yet mentioned Easter eggs but if I
can have one match as an Easter egg it is Kronik vs. Big Vito and Reno
because, as my source for Starrcade facts and figures puts it, "for some
reason the match ended when Reno pinned Vito". This collection should be a
celebration of WCW as seen through the slices of time captured by each
annual Starrcade and nothing perhaps sums up WCW than "for some reason the
match ended when Reno pinned Vito."
The Ultimate
Starrcade Collection – Match Listings

NWA Tag Titles - Ricky Steamboat &
Jay Youngblood and the Brisco Brothers (1983)
Grudge Match – Abdullah the Butcher
vs. Carlos Colon (1983)
NWA TV Title – Tully Blanchard vs.
Ricky Steamboat (1984)
US Title Match - Wahoo McDaniel vs.
Superstar Billy Graham (1984)
US Title Match – Magnum TA vs. Tully
Blanchard (1985)
NWA World Title – Ric Flair vs.
Nikita Koloff (1986)
US Title Match – Dusty Rhodes vs.
Lex Luger (1987)
The Midnight Express vs. The Original
Midnight Express (1988)
Iron Man Tournament Final – Ric
Flair vs. Sting (1989)
US Title Match – Stan Hansen vs. Lex
Luger (1990)
Lethal Lottery Match - Sting &
Abdullah the Butcher vs. Bobby Eaton and Brian Pillman match (1991)
Battlebowl – 20 man battle royal
(1991)
World Tag Team Titles -
Steamboat/Douglas vs. Pillman/Windham (1992)
WCW World Title – Ric Flair vs.
Vader (1993)
World Television title – Johnny B
Badd vs. Arn Anderson (1994)
World Cup of Wrestling – Jushin
"Thunder" Liger vs. Chris Benoit (1995)
WCW World Title – Ric Flair vs.
Randy Savage (1995)
Non-Title match – Hollywood Hogan
vs. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (1996)
WCW World Title – Hollywood Hogan
vs. Sting (1997)
WCW World Title – Bill Goldberg vs.
Kevin Nash (1998)
WCW World Title – Bill Goldberg vs.
Bret Hart (1999)
WCW World Title – Scott Steiner vs.
Sid Vicious (2000)
It looks a lot – 22 matches – but with WWE
cutting most of the ring entrances out on past releases we’re pared down
to around six hours of matches. That gives three or four hours (on a three
disc release) for highlight packages, Easter eggs, new interviews, classic
interviews and angles. |