These days, the WWE main event picture is pretty
static. You only have to look at the ultimate barometer - the Wrestlemania
main event - to see that headliners fall into two categories - those that
main event one year and then main event the year after and those who main
event one year and have gone from the company by the following 'Maina. The
former are guys like Undertaker and HHH, the latter are the Austin, Hogan,
Rock special attractions. The closest we come are generally guys called
Chris - Benoit and Jericho - who return to the upper mid-card from whence
they came, circling around until their time comes to do another job for
Hunter. But it wasn't always like this. Eddie Guerrero going from the
Smackdown title match at WM20 to an opening match spot-fest with Rey Jr is
nothing compared to the following. I give you the five most ignominious
falls from grace in Wrestlemania history.
Andre the Giant
I considered the following - let's call it number 6 on
our list - which is Andre The Giant's late 80s Mania career. After
featuring in the main event of WM3, and then in the biggest advertised
match at WM4 (his second round tournament bout with Hulk Hogan) he found
himself in a feud with Jake "The Snake" Roberts at Wrestlemania 5. It was
one of the higher profile matches on the card which is why it isn't part
of the top five but the angle leading up to the match - that Andre
collapsed in fear at the sight of Jake's snake - was rather humiliating
for a man who had previously been portrayed as force stoppable only by the
power of Hulkamania. It was a feud which did nothing for either man -
Andre hadn't started jobbing left, right and centre so Roberts couldn't
beat him. The match ended up as a lame DQ after Andre beat Jake up too
savagely and the referee disqualified him to save The Snake. Roberts
claims that his babyface push was sabotaged by a Hulk Hogan scared of a
rival to his popularity. While I don't think for one moment that Roberts
really was a threat to Hogan's throne, this feud was designed only to
produce losers.
5. Paul Orndorff
Orndorff was always the fourth man in the original
Wrestlemania main event. More people probably remember Cowboy Bob's
bungled interference leading to the pin fall than remember who it was who
was actually pinned. By the time Wrestlemania 2 rolled around, Orndorff
was a mid card babyface and involved in a feud with equivalent mid card
heel Don Muraco. The match - which ended in a double count out - opened
the show for most Wrestlemania 2 viewers (the event was uniquely held in
three different arenas so viewers on the west coast saw the matches in a
different order to the rest of the country). Orndorff was about to have a
rocket strapped to his back with the Hogan feud but this non-entity of a
match gave no indication of the big plans they had for Mr #1derful.
4. Lex Luger
Wrestlemania 10 was unique because there were two world
title matches. The joint winners of the Royal Rumble - Lex Luger and Bret
Hart - would each get a title shot at Yokozuna. Luger faced 'Zuna first,
while Bret had a groundbreaking match with his brother Owen which would
stand as WM's best match for nearly two hours until the ladder gimmick
debuted on PPV. The Luger match was a flop - as was his entire time as the
franchise of the company - and by Wrestlemania 11 he had been pushed aside
in favour of The Kliq. Luger formed an extremely short lived tag team with
Davey Boy Smith - "the Allied Powers" because they had the same gimmick
but different homelands - which defeated Jacob and Eli Blu in the opening
match of the pay per view. As you can imagine, any match which featured
Lex Luger, the Harris Brothers and Davey Boy Smith during his drugged up,
bulked up, dreadlocked hell was doomed to fail.
3. Sgt Slaughter
Sgt Slaughter received one almighty push in 1991. He
became a member of the exclusive "pinned the Warrior" club (a club Hulk
Hogan was so obsessed with joining that WCW paid over $2m to Warrior for a
couple of matches and one all important j-o-b) and WWF believed he and
Hogan could draw a full house at the Coliseum in Los Angeles. They
couldn't and the show was moved but Slaughter was right at the centre of
WWF storylines throughout 1991. By 1992 he had turned babyface, declared
"I want my country back" and was back at Wrestlemania in an eight man tag.
He was on the winning side but the fact that the other seven men included
Virgil, Jim Duggan, the Nasty Boys, Repoman, & The Mountie makes this one
heck of a tumble.
2. Randy Savage
Randy Savage was hot as heck in 1988 as WWF champion
and one half of the Mega Powers. The ultra-slow build to his match with
Hogan saw Savage become slowly more and more jealous of the Hulkster's
relationship with Elizabeth and it culminated in the so called "explosion"
live on NBC's "The Main Event". Wrestlemania 5 saw Hogan pin Savage clean
and take some of the shine off the subsequent summer of rematches. Savage,
who should've won the IC title from the Honky Tonk Man on the show where
Andre pinned Hogan but ended up with the WWF title as a "consolation",
would fail night after night in matches with Hulk. This time his
consolation prize was the "crown". Macho Man Randy Savage beat the heck
out of Jim Duggan (who had beaten King Haku weeks earlier) and was
rechristened Macho King. A more absurd name has rarely featured in the
annuls of wrestling history. The crown, the ever more colourful outfits
and the squawking Queen Sherri helped Savage lose what credibility his
one-sided feud with Hogan had left him with and just a year after Hogan vs
Savage topped Wrestlemania 5 Savage was in a mixed tag match at
Wrestlemania 6. Savage and Sherri vs Dusty Rhodes and his sidekick
Sapphire. This would've topped the list but for the fact that Savage vs
Rhodes was at least a big deal. The women being added was a joke but it
was still legend vs legend.
1. King Kong Bundy
Legend vs Legend doesn't apply in the number one entry
on our list. Wrestlemania 2 was headlined by Hulk Hogan vs King Kong Bundy
inside a steel cage. Hogan won, naturally, but being a cage match meant
Bundy didn't lay down for Hogan. Bundy remained a monster, a key
powerhouse in the Bobby Heenan "Family" who terrorised the Hulkster, Andre
the Giant and the rest of the WWF's top babyfaces. He must've done
something terrible, however, to end up facing Hillbilly Jim at
Wrestlemania 3 in a comedy match. But it gets worse. It could've been an
effective match - Bundy squashing the popular-but-simple Jim would've
helped him retain his monster aura at a time when Hogan was without a top
opponent (Andre wasn't going to do the traditional post-Maina house show
rematches). Bundy didn't crush Jim, it ended as a DQ loss when he body
slammed a midget. Yes - it wasn't Bundy vs Jim, it was Bundy and two
little people vs Jim and two dwarves. Bundy's actions caused his own team
mates to turn on him in a show of stunted solidarity. Loser in a midget
tag match, henpecked by a quartet of minis and unable to beat Hillbilly
Jim. Quite a tumble from the main event.
A special mention
Falls from grace come in many forms however. One man
who fell in a unique way was Brock Lesnar. He was in the main event of
Wrestlemania 19 - beating Kurt Angle but nearly killing himself doing a
shooting star press - and one of the biggest matches of Wrestlemania 20.
His bout with Bill Goldberg was hyped to the gills, was the biggest
inter-brand dream match of the time and could easily have headlined the
show. Except that word leaked out that Lesnar was leaving the company to
follow his NFL dream. Everyone knew Goldberg was leaving - his one year
deal was up and he wasn't going to re-sign - which made Lesnar the
babyface. Now Lesnar was leaving too all bets were off. The crowd were
VERY hostile to both men and the match turned into a mix of comedy and
tragedy the likes of which we've never seen before or since. You could see
that neither of them quite believed the reaction they got. Lesnar and
Goldberg looked furious and bewildered while special referee Steve Austin
couldn't stop smirking. It was almost painful to watch. Almost, but not
quite. Not like seeing Randy Savage tangling with Sapphire or King Kong
Bundy being battered by midgets.