Filming in the Forest!

The remainder of the location recording for The Tamaras Crisis was carried out at Nonsuch Park in Surrey, about 10 minutes drive away. Nonsuch has plenty of fairly secluded woodland which was ideal for our requirements, but unfortunately the woodland was right in the middle of the park rather than near one of the entrances, and the proximity of the car park in relation to our chosen filming spot meant that we had to carry the two sides and roof of the Police Box over about half a mile of parkland in order to reach it.

Although not physically difficult to pick up and hold on to, the side panels of the prop were nevertheless quite heavy, and for the poor sod in front who had to walk with his or her arms stretched out behind them whilst carrying it, it was especially difficult. To compound the issue, this particular day was a Saturday or Sunday if I remember correctly, so consequently there were lots of people around either out playing with their kids or walking their dogs. They were understandably curious as

we walked across the park carrying these strange items, and in fact there’s a scene during the story where a lady can be seen in the distance walking her dog. Fortunately, she happened to be wearing something purple which was similar to the costume that Paula was wearing, and Andrew’s line of dialogue in the scene happened to be, ‘Shh, someone’s coming!’ I’m not sure I could explain the dog, though. The Rani’s own version of K9, perhaps?

The other reason for our decision to film in isolated spots was the fact that the costumes that Stephen and I wore in the story consisted of a plastic Spider Man facemask dressed with paper-maché and painted green to disguise its commercial origins, and a cotton sheet worn over our head, torso and upper legs! Apart from being very difficult to ‘act’ in, these costumes would I’m sure have attracted several unwanted members of the public to stop and watch us filming, and would therefore have been extremely embarrassing for us! A particular incident I remember at Nonsuch Park was during the recording of an early scene which featured myself (not as the Doctor at this point), my sister and Stephen Clancy. The scene involved us walking slowly along a path in the forest where we were filming whilst saying our lines of dialogue, which as I recall was some fairly heavy ‘techno-babble’ and was therefore quite difficult to remember. After numerous fluffed takes I eventually got the giggles and couldn’t keep a straight face (even though I was wearing a mask), and this resulted in several slaps from my sister and a grand total of 27 takes to complete the scene. It made me realise exactly what actors mean when they speak of getting very tired and lethargic when takes are constantly repeated, a situation which eventually results in continual corpsing. There were various other out-takes during the production, in fact enough to warrant a compilation on a separate tape for us to watch in isolation.

Next Episode: Production Problems!