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The Bendaton Bugle - Letters Page The Bendaton Bugle's letters page is a place for vibrant and intelligent discussion of the local and global matters which affect the people of the village. Here we present a selection of letters each week which hopefully will entice you to order the paper. |
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Dear Sir, Re last week’s issue of The Bendaton Bugle. Although it was yet another magnificent issue, I would draw your attention to page seven and the article on which Bargainsave products can be used as emergency lubricants. It astounds me that no one noticed your use of the frankly non-existent word “vagina”. Please ensure that such irritating typographical errors do not occur again. On this occasion I will not be cancelling my subscription (a) because I do not subscribe and (b) you were spot on about Bargainsave’s excellent low fat sandwich spread. Yours forever Mike “Storm Trooper” Mittens
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Dear Sirs, Re the recent debate about a new town slogan for Bendaton. My wife suggested “Bendaton – Neutral Since the Civil War” while my husband opined that “Bendaton – Worth Coming For” was better. Personally I am all in favour of “Bendaton – the Moscow of Firkinside”. I don’t really care that much about the matter, to be honest, but I will personally firebomb the town hall if you go with the proposed “Bendaton – Seen From the Air it’s Shaped Like a Rabbit” Yours entirely Claude Minty
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Dear Sirs, It has come to my attention recently and I am appalled. I urge all right thinking people to do the same. If we band together like we did in 1968 then we can stop this before it starts. People power is what is called for here because if we don’t stand together as a community then we might as well hold up our hands and let the bloody communists take over. Yours in good faith Brian Scabbs |
